Family Reunion

Well now the whole family is here in heaven with me. I am happy to have everyone here and all of the problems we once had are all gone. Laertes died in a noble duel and I am proud of him. I am proud of both of my children and I am so glad to have them by my side once again. We can now be happy in this afterlife and we will live in this paradise for eternity. I want to keep a close eye on the kingdom though because I want to see how things turn out in Denmark. It will be interesting to see what happens now that Fortinbras has taken over. Maybe all the chaos in that wretched nation will come to an end.

My Daughter's Funeral

This was an interesting sight to see. I observed that Hamlet had made his way back to Denmark with those pirates and now he is spying on this grave sight and wanting to see what has been going on in his absence. My son was very troubled during the funeral processions and he revealed his real emotions when Ophelia's body was being lowered into the grave. He leaped in after her and everyone was very shocked. I wanted to stop him but hey there is only so much a ghost can do. My want to help my son through these difficult times grows everyday but he is beyond my help now. He just needs someone to guide him down the right path. Hopefully something will bring him to his senses.

Nice To See You Ophelia

Well I just said hello to my daughter. I'm very disappointed that her life was cut this short but I am very happy to see her. She can now be happy in the after life with me and she is free of all troubles. Now I am just worried about Laertes. He is all alone on that cruel planet and he has so much anger. My son is very troubled and I am afraid his search for vengence will lead him down a broken path. My son needs guidance and I am becoming increasingly upset with Claudius because he is doing nothing but adding to this behavior. He was my friend but now I see the error of my judgement. Laertes needs help. I'll pay him a visit.

My Daughter is CRAZY

My daughter is insane. The loss of Hamlet and myself has caused Ophelia to go completely mad. Not even my son can talk any sense into her. She is relieved to see him but she has definately gone off the deep end. My son is returning to Denmark with fire in his heart and revenge in his mind. He feels that Hamlet has caused his family to fall apart. Well he has and my son has a right to want revenge on this man. Laertes is a smart boy and will work well with Claudius to solve this problem. Just in time too because Hamlet is on his way back to Denmark. Claudius will need all the help he can get to stop Hamlet in his tracks. I am proud of my son and I hope that one day my daughter will come to her senses again.

Infuriated

Ok so now I'm really getting pissed off. Hamlet has just hit the biggest stroke of luck I have ever seen. These pirates boarded his ship and took him prisoner right? So I was pretty sure that the job would get taken care of early but no. The pirates sympathized for Hamlet and are taking him back to Denmark. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON. I want this piece of crap dead for what he has done to me. What kind of idiot just goes stabbing into a curtain? The kind that needs to be killed thats what kind. I just hope that his luck is about to run out. I also wonder what his next move is. I am still learning the extent of his knowledge and cunning. I may hate him but he is a smart man without a doubt.

Hamlet is Leaving

So through observation, I have seen that Hamlet is being punished for killing me. I'm happy that he doesn't walk around like he is invincible and now he is going to be killed. I like the eye-for-an-eye approach that Claudius is taking against this neusance. He is out of his mind like I suspected he was all along but he is also very intelligent. He seriously wants to take out Claudius and if things proceed in his favor, then Claudius is done for. I just wonder if this whole sending him to England thing will work out. I know since I'm in heaven I should be happy and peaceful but I am a very disturbed spirit. I want to see things go my way on earth even though I'm not there. Why am I in heaven again?

Death

Ok, so getting stabbed was probably the worst thing that could have ever happened to me. I was just hiding out minding my own business until I heard the queen scream so I decided to do something. Well, obviously Hamlet decided to do something too and it was stab that stupid knife through the curtain. I look back on that moment and think to myself, why did I say I was slain? Everybody already knew I was. It wasn't like I was goint to surprise anyone. Not many people who are stabbed directly through the chest walk away from that. So now I'm just chilling here in heaven (surprisingly). I met Jesus. Turns out his last name is Chong. He has no idea where people are getting Christ from.

The Play

Recently there was a play performed by some of the local actors and it was put together by Hamlet. As I was walking by, Hamlet called me up on stage. He pretty much just put me on the spot by calling me out and telling everyone that I had been an actor before. This is just reassurance that he is crazy. He also made a huge scene by being very obscene while sitting beside my daughter. He spoke of sexual matters which makes me think he is very love sick. It just confuses me because he slings her around a room one minute and in the blink of an eye he seems like he adores her. Hamlet is unstable and the play he put together was very odd. I'm anxious to see his next act of insanity.

Deeply Disturbed

I am extremely upset at what I have just witnessed. Claudius and I were spying on Hamlet and he was speaking of suicide and how his life is falling apart all around him. Then my daughter walks in and they start having a conversation. At first it seems as if everything is fine but then we accidentally made some noise and Hamlet flew OFF THE HANDLE. He started slinging my daughter around and opening every door to see if he could find us. Ophelia was obviously scared out of her mind but this is what happens when you mess around with the likes of this guy. Something has to be done about this man. He is obviously insane and suicidal. He is a hindrance to society and something or someone has to eliminate this problem.

Hamlet is insane

I just had a conversation with Lord Hamlet and he is acting very strange. For one, he tells me that my daughter might be pregnant and this scares me. Two, he is talking out of his mind about words and this book that he held in his hand when we spoke. The way he expressed himself was extremely odd as well. He was very frantic and his eyes were wide and filled with anguish. Something is bothering him and that is obvious. I will go back and report this to Claudius. He will be interested in the news that I am bringing him.