The Play

Recently there was a play performed by some of the local actors and it was put together by Hamlet. As I was walking by, Hamlet called me up on stage. He pretty much just put me on the spot by calling me out and telling everyone that I had been an actor before. This is just reassurance that he is crazy. He also made a huge scene by being very obscene while sitting beside my daughter. He spoke of sexual matters which makes me think he is very love sick. It just confuses me because he slings her around a room one minute and in the blink of an eye he seems like he adores her. Hamlet is unstable and the play he put together was very odd. I'm anxious to see his next act of insanity.

Deeply Disturbed

I am extremely upset at what I have just witnessed. Claudius and I were spying on Hamlet and he was speaking of suicide and how his life is falling apart all around him. Then my daughter walks in and they start having a conversation. At first it seems as if everything is fine but then we accidentally made some noise and Hamlet flew OFF THE HANDLE. He started slinging my daughter around and opening every door to see if he could find us. Ophelia was obviously scared out of her mind but this is what happens when you mess around with the likes of this guy. Something has to be done about this man. He is obviously insane and suicidal. He is a hindrance to society and something or someone has to eliminate this problem.

Hamlet is insane

I just had a conversation with Lord Hamlet and he is acting very strange. For one, he tells me that my daughter might be pregnant and this scares me. Two, he is talking out of his mind about words and this book that he held in his hand when we spoke. The way he expressed himself was extremely odd as well. He was very frantic and his eyes were wide and filled with anguish. Something is bothering him and that is obvious. I will go back and report this to Claudius. He will be interested in the news that I am bringing him.